A trailer for Paranorman Sketchtivity, thanks to the very funny Gary Fletcher.
This is too great. So glad I got to be apart of this.
Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!
FRUIT SALAD
INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing
DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.
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Ron Swanson illustration by Sam Spratt.
Parks and Rec fans come through again. Btw there’s a new episode tonight at 8:30/7:30c that was so fun to shoot. Adam Scott and I got to have a blast doing one of the best Ben/Tom stories yet. Watch it!
Easy-listening Muzak anyone?
- Calvin: The problem with rock and roll is that the generation that created it is now the establishment. Rock pretends it's still rebellious with its video posturing, but who believes it? The stars are all either 45-year-old zillionaires or they endorse soft drinks! The 'revolution' is a capitalist industry! Give me a break! Fortunately, I've found some protest music for today's youth. This stuff really offends Mom and Dad!
- Hobbes: Easy-listening Muzak?
- Calvin: I play it real quiet, too.
If you can’t say something nice…
I use this thing mostly for reblogging these days, and today I realized that my three most recent posts (reposts) contained big fat nasty F-bombs! I love a good curse word as much as the next guy, but I just felt like breaking up all the harsh profanity with something pleasant and uplifting (not that obscenities can’t sometimes fulfill those descriptions), so here goes:
“Hi there! Is that a new hat/haircut/tattoo/gold tooth/back brace? I think you look swell! Have a blessed day!”
Psh. Turns out the only people who can dig through the center of the earth to China live in Chile and Argentina. Whatever. Who wants to dig a hole to China?
I did you FUCKER. Sure, it’s about as antiquated as chasing a hoop with a stick, but do you know how many hours I put into digging that hole as a kid? My parents were super pissed that I was digging up their garden, but that’s because they didn’t understand WHAT PASSION IS. Fuck, I was the Howard Hughes of digging through the center of the earth. I’m sorry, what did you say? I could still dig a hole to China if I didn’t go through the center of the earth? Slack much? I’d rather give up altogether than do things half-assed.
And I did. I gave up. Not because of the whole antipodal issue, but probably because I decided I wanted to be a champion bullwhip-performer or something like that instead. Yeah, I’m a giverupper. That’s me. That moment was the beginning of a long history of giving up. Not a spaceman. Not a pirate. Not Michael Jordan’s best friend. I’m a big disappointment to childhood me..
But then again, I might have drowned when I reached the bottom of the Indian Ocean. So there’s that.
