January 2012
2 posts
Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook →
meganamram:
Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!
FRUIT SALAD
INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing
DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.
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November 2011
1 post
October 2011
2 posts
March 2011
1 post
Easy-listening Muzak anyone?
Calvin: The problem with rock and roll is that the generation that created it is now the establishment. Rock pretends it's still rebellious with its video posturing, but who believes it? The stars are all either 45-year-old zillionaires or they endorse soft drinks! The 'revolution' is a capitalist industry! Give me a break! Fortunately, I've found some protest music for today's youth. This stuff really offends Mom and Dad!
Hobbes: Easy-listening Muzak?
Calvin: I play it real quiet, too.
January 2011
3 posts
If you can't say something nice...
I use this thing mostly for reblogging these days, and today I realized that my three most recent posts (reposts) contained big fat nasty F-bombs! I love a good curse word as much as the next guy, but I just felt like breaking up all the harsh profanity with something pleasant and uplifting (not that obscenities can’t sometimes fulfill those descriptions), so here goes:
“Hi there!...
December 2010
5 posts
Trick or treat!
Calvin: Trick or treat!
Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be?
Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak.
[Next panel, walking away eating candy] Am I scary, or what?
October 2010
3 posts
Calvin: I'm thinking of starting my own talk radio show. I'll spout simplistic opinions for hours on end, ridicule anyone who disagrees with me, and generally foster divisiveness, cynicism, and a lower level of public dialog!
Hobbes: It would seem you were born for the job.
Calvin: Imagine getting paid to act like a six-year-old!
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
3 posts
#360; In which Trade Secrets are revealed →
hahaha
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
5 posts
1 tag
formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/bentheHuggable
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formspring.me
including only those who’ve passed away and/or acts that have broken up/key members have died, what is the ultimate concert you’d want to see in heaven? secondly, would you commit suicide to attend?
Queen, with Jeff Buckley, Jim Croce, the Beatles, and Five Iron Frenzy opening. No, I wouldn’t kill myself, but knowing this concert was waiting for me would make...
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
4 posts
November 2009
7 posts
Thankful for all y'all
Seriously.
Go here, listen to this song →
Type in “Brooke Fraser,” and listen to the song “Hymn.” If it doesn’t make you want to weep (in the best way possible), examine the condition of your heart.
Also, grooveshark.com is like pandora but more awesome because you can pick which songs, artists, or albums you listen to. Like an organized, intelligible version of seeqpod. Check it out.
October 2009
11 posts
“The Conestoga wagon was the internet of its day.”
– Melville B. Smith, a.k.a Dad
Song fixed. Listen now.
So I came across this song going through some old...
