If you can’t say something nice…

I use this thing mostly for reblogging these days, and today I realized that my three most recent posts (reposts) contained big fat nasty F-bombs!  I love a good curse word as much as the next guy, but I just felt like breaking up all the harsh profanity with something pleasant and uplifting (not that obscenities can’t sometimes fulfill those descriptions), so here goes:

“Hi there! Is that a new hat/haircut/tattoo/gold tooth/back brace?  I think you look swell!  Have a blessed day!”